When I first started, like any kid of that age, I wasn't quite sure what to do. I watched other people do it a bit, but I think they generally didn't like that. I tried to learn what I could from some books and magazines, but in this fluid activity you can only learn so much with still images. As I kept at it, though, I began to improve - leaps and bounds at first, before slight gains, and then no improvement at all for a while.
With the exception of a few dry spells here and there, I have been doing it pretty steadily since I first began. Sometimes I would be out in the field with the army for a week and unable to do it, but I always tried to make up for it when I got back.
I have had a few regular partners, a couple for a few months and even one for over a year. I have had some partners only once, too. For the most part, though, I have been doing it solo-style ever since the beginning.
Fridays are never a good bet for it. I usually drink way too much, and am totally physically incapable. I usually try to make up for that with Saturdays, though, when I have all day free.
It is healthy, it is natural, it is even a good thing to talk about at the office. I am considered a bit of an expert around here, and have even counselled others on improving its place in their life.
Wow. 10 years. That's a long time. You would really think I would be better at it by now. What is it?...
It's WORKING OUT! ...What else?
4 comments:
I thought it was going to be masturbation. I was WAY off.
I can't believe you masturbate at the gym. That's just wrong.
Hey Jay,
How would you have any clue about what etiquette is expected at the gym?
Yeah.
Ow.
I would fight you, but I'm afriad of your 'workout' hands touching me.
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