Thursday, November 17, 2005

Team Update

An important update on the Superfriends of JC Brown:

Starting players "T-Money" Taylor and "Strakattack" Strachan will not be facing criminal prosecution for their role in the events on the eve of the dodgeball tournament.

Just to remind you, the two players were apprehended by hotel security in the hotel pool after-hours, having crawled down the waterslide (since no water was running down it) and having sunk several empty beer cans to the bottom of the pool. They espcaped from security after a brief encounter, and fled into the area surrounding the hotel (at approximately 3am). They then called Yours Truly for assistance, including bringing them shoes and a shirt. They returned to the hotel room, but we were awakened an hour later by four members of the city police department. The young and slightly inebriated men were finally persuaded to wake up after some physical prodding by the officers, and taken away in 'cuffs. The police listened to their story and decided that charges were not necessary. The security guard insisted, so the case was passed to the Crown for review. News came today that the Crown has thrown out the case.

All friends of the Superfriends, rejoice!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Awesome. Good work, SFoJCB.